Holocaust Hokey Pokey

You bring the live Jews in, and you send 'em to the shower
You add in the Zyklon and you kill 'em by the hour
You do the Nazi Dance and burn their corpse
And that's how you do the Hol-o-caust.

At least he's honest

Laurie: Figjam, you are the better man.

James' new business venture

james: im like a whore, i'll landscape
james: do a deck
james: suck a dick
james: anything for money
james: that will be my business
james: decks, pergolas, felatio

I came in this morning to do this

Luke: you should line up one of your injuns next to a pit
Luke: and be all
Luke: I AM LODDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luke: and kick him in the chest

Ronak's Bell End

[10:20] Glen: zomg
[10:20] Glen: ronak.. aranged marridge.
[10:20] Glen: wtf
[10:20] kenz0r: yeah
[10:20] kenz0r: roooonak
[10:20] kenz0r: roooonak
[10:21] kenz0r: ah well
[10:21] kenz0r: least he's getting his end in

MY EYES!

Laurie's dead, now where is the beer?

Laurie says: The idea of making a death cd is that it gets played at ur funeral

Laurie says: kind of like a musical will

Laurie says: gerald made one a few years ago

Figjam says: that's a pretty good idea actually, I like that

Laurie says: i mean music is a huge part of my life

Laurie says: i dont want shit music played at my funeral

Figjam says: it is an important consideration

Figjam says: will there be beer?

Figjam says: that's another important consideration

Laurie says: ill be buried with a carton of extra dry

Laurie says: complete with one in my hand

Figjam says: That's so brilliant I think I'm going to cry.

Sneaky Shits

Andrew - Pishnagambo. says: fuck

Andrew - Pishnagambo. says: gotta run

Andrew - Pishnagambo. says: i hate sneaky shits

Andrew - Pishnagambo. says: they need to wear a bell around their neck or something