Thats our figjam

Figjam: like kryptonite, figjam's weakness is sobriety

I fucked up, so I'll put a quote in here instead

Yitsel: Figjam, you're a fucktard.


Agreed.

Comedy by the zillion!

Shorty: this is the decree of the night - "on the 28th day when shortay returns from the nevers - there shall be a shit load of fun that will raineth from the heavens for 7 days. 7 days there shall be of drinking and shinanigans and all things bright and shiny. so sayeth the wise el shartay"

Laurie: ahahah
Laurie: im blogging that

Shorty: can u add that my cock is long and hard and has so much love to give

Laurie: consider it done

He drunkend all the wisky

Figjam : new blog up
Figjam : woot for
Figjam : me
Figjam : not a bad achievemtn considering the amount of kentucky ten high whisky I'm had
Figjam : wwwwwwooooot

Biblical Backyard Blitz

Glen: jesus stops for no man
Glen: cept a man with a hammer
Glen: oh no i le didnt
Laurie: haha
Laurie: HE DIED FOR OUR SINS
Laurie: dumbass
Glen: how bad would the man who hammered him felt
Glen: man this guy is dieing for me
Glen: better put some more nails in
Glen: imagine the backyard blitz team doing that
Glen: alright u need to make sure your motar and tennon joints are nice and tight
Glen: no one wants a sloppy cross
Laurie: now you need to get your saviour and string him up
Laurie: heres one we prepared earlier

Random messages to nye...

Tarmac says: nalls
Tarmac says: balls even
Tarmac says: fuck
Tarmac says: i cant even spell balls
Tarmac says: what a clsterfuck
Tarmac says: aagaga
Tarmac says: haha
Tarmac says: ah fuck it


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i am a spelling wizrd
*sigh*

This blog

so yea this blog is dedicated to all the funny shit we say on msn/irc/whatever the fuck.

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