Gellen

Glen: i wish i was having sex right now
Glen: obviously not here at work
Glen: that would be odd
Glen: hey glen i need this printed
Glen: hang on im nearly done

M$ Studio Laurie

Glen: man i have a scientific programming test tomrowow
Glen: fucking rooted
Glen: prosably should install ms visual studio
Nick: unneeded
Nick: ude b better off installing lorry
Glen: i just finished installing myself all over his face
Nick: nice

The truth

Laurie says:
wat u doin on sat nite

Laurie says:
chirpy and i are going out

Laurie says:
and i dont mean on the town

Laurie says:
i mean boyfriends!

Salty

WOW! That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted!

They have the interweb on computers now??

Glens Mum: I like the way the flag ripples in the wind but am concerned that you may now be on the US terrorist list.

Glen: yeah the flag ripples was the main point

Glens Mum: no serious they intercept emails you know...

Glen: hahah yes dear

Who let old people near computers?