Boobs

Luke: our fake titties promo chick has started fulltime here

Laurie: nice

Luke: guys are all over her
Luke: im all
Luke: youre a midget in fake tan and silicone

James and his love for men

laurie: another saturday nites worth of drinking down the toilet

james: i might be really bad arse and watch rage tonite
james: thats about as stimulating as its gonna get
james: for me
james: save a possible pants shitting
james: which could easily be arranged

Its on

Laurie: thus begineth lauries reign of terror

gerald: more like a reign of homosexuality

Laurie: ahah only when ur around

gerald: that scares me
gerald: having said that
gerald: the terrorists have already won
gerald: but science is the real winner