Shorty da man!

Dave: did you know, I know I'm an obsessive compulsive alcoholic because I drink beer because I don't like they way its arranged in my fridge...

A meeting of minds

Figjam - Remember, Remember, the 5th of November says:
have you read my latest blog yet - I gave you a favourable mention, and paid homage to your medical nous
Craig says:
hahahah
Craig says:
ill chave to check it out
Craig says:
what is it in regard to?
Figjam - Remember, Remember, the 5th of November says:
healthy, wealthy and nigerians
Figjam - Remember, Remember, the 5th of November says:
that's the title of it
Craig says:
oh god
Craig says:
i can only imagine where this one is heading
Figjam - Remember, Remember, the 5th of November says:
it's a well trodden path
Craig says:
only for you mate
only for you
Figjam - Remember, Remember, the 5th of November says:
I'm hoping for disciples
Craig says:
man
if you return home a messiah
Craig says:
theres gonna be trouble
Figjam - Remember, Remember, the 5th of November says:
I have high hopes for you - you like my shoe/jew joke, you applauded my confederate flag
Craig says:
i do enjoy your antics
Figjam - Remember, Remember, the 5th of November says:
all I need to do is turn your bomb making expertise against muslims instead of catholics
Craig says:
there are few people who can make me laugh the way you do
Figjam - Remember, Remember, the 5th of November says:
and I will have my very own Peter
Figjam - Remember, Remember, the 5th of November says:
first, foremost disciple
Figjam - Remember, Remember, the 5th of November says:
deny me 3 times though and I will personally hunt you down when I resurrect
Craig says:
BAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Craig says:
can i wear a cape?
Figjam - Remember, Remember, the 5th of November says:
it's optional, but permissible
Craig says:
im in

Nicks Talent

Nick: YES I MADE MY CHAR IN WOW GO BACK 3 STEPS IN TELENT
Nick: TELNET EVENT
Nick: EVEN
Nick: fuck u fingers

We have a hostage situation

Laurence, I'm officially holding this blog hostage. Unless you proceed to post something - anything - new on your blog, I shall have no choice but to insult you from a great distance, both lengthily and turgidly.

So pull your finger out, there's a good chap.

Sweet Merciful Crap

[Talking about inspecting a house]

gerald: make sure ur dressed up tho
gerald: ill wash my hand after work