Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones

Laurie: i think i was packing at some point previously
Laurie: i should go continue that

Dave: ok then - have a packing good time

Laurie: a packing ol time
Laurie: like the flintstones
Laurie: cept they had a gay ol time
Laurie: i never understood that
Laurie: maybe fred and barney were secret lovers
Laurie: theyd play hide the boulder
Laurie: im not sure what it means but im sure they had fun

Dave: hahahahaha - ah thats hilarious!!!
Dave: hide the boulder
Dave: they also played drill and blast
Dave: i can't work under this kind of pressure!!

Funny Shit

Laurie says:
i was thinking of getting a nano

Laurie says:
no moving parts

Laurie says:
and relatively cheap

Figjam says:

like your mother

Figjam says:
OH YES

Figjam says:
BURNNNNNNN

Laurie says:
ahaha

Friday, November 17, 2006

sex cake

CLIT BOSS: darias bday tomorrow night

never give a gypsy calcium: aha
never give a gypsy calcium: at least u get birthday secks

CLIT BOSS: no she doesnt have a cake
CLIT BOSS: haha wtf
CLIT BOSS: i read secks as cake

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

About goddamn time someone posted!

[Continued from a conversation about Nietzsche & Nihilism]

Glen: NOW IM THE NEW NIETZSCHE


Boris: ur the new nothing

Glen: so im the new nihilist?

Boris: ur the new grease monkey

Glen: ive always been that

Boris: ok
Boris: u shouldve been a mechanic

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Melbourne Cup Mania

Laurie: time to make like im doing work

Glen: time to make out

Laurie: oh lord
Laurie: protect me from glens homosexuality
Laurie: in thy name

Glen: ill fuck u in the ass