James' new business venture

james: im like a whore, i'll landscape
james: do a deck
james: suck a dick
james: anything for money
james: that will be my business
james: decks, pergolas, felatio

I came in this morning to do this

Luke: you should line up one of your injuns next to a pit
Luke: and be all
Luke: I AM LODDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luke: and kick him in the chest

Ronak's Bell End

[10:20] Glen: zomg
[10:20] Glen: ronak.. aranged marridge.
[10:20] Glen: wtf
[10:20] kenz0r: yeah
[10:20] kenz0r: roooonak
[10:20] kenz0r: roooonak
[10:21] kenz0r: ah well
[10:21] kenz0r: least he's getting his end in

MY EYES!

Laurie's dead, now where is the beer?

Laurie says: The idea of making a death cd is that it gets played at ur funeral

Laurie says: kind of like a musical will

Laurie says: gerald made one a few years ago

Figjam says: that's a pretty good idea actually, I like that

Laurie says: i mean music is a huge part of my life

Laurie says: i dont want shit music played at my funeral

Figjam says: it is an important consideration

Figjam says: will there be beer?

Figjam says: that's another important consideration

Laurie says: ill be buried with a carton of extra dry

Laurie says: complete with one in my hand

Figjam says: That's so brilliant I think I'm going to cry.